Me: Looks like there’s a code error on the web server, What was the last website you made any changes to?
DA: You talking to me?
Me: Yeah, you’re the only person here.
DA: Hmmm…Probably that dog one.
Me: Dog one? What do you mean? What was the URL?
DA It was just that dog one.
Me: I need the URL, can you pull the paperwork for me please?
DA: I can, but it was the dog one.
Me: Nevermind. I’ll look it up. (I find her paperwork) Ok, this says the last site you changed was a-1alarm.
DA: See? That’s the dog one.
Me: It’s an alarm company. Or a steak sauce even, but what does it have to do with dogs?
DA: A-1. Dogs.
Me: Oh for fuck’s sake, are you thinking of K-9?
DA: Nope. A-1. Dogs.
Me: Whatever.